Hymenly Challenged

Are you a Sean Mc Eltroy loving, skirt wearing lumber jack?

Perhaps you've just had one relationship to many with your mother, and you feel that a good game of Quake will get it off your chest, hell, we don't care.

As long as your not scared of contracting a few socially unacceptable diseases, then all we want to do is have a clan match, and you sound like the type we'd like to do it with.

Please note your challenge must contain the word Chimpanzee and be written in one of the following styles:

1. A love poem to our mothers
2. A "Dear Susie" letter
3. A school report

If your interested then forward a challenge to our glorious leader, the one and only Butcher of Nog.