Join the Hot Internet Virgins

Joining the Hot Internet Virgins [HIV] Quake II clan is not something to be taken lightly. No siree. The following questionnaire must be filled out and submitted to the clan chief's, and then a game will be organised to test your prowess with mouse and keys.




List any birthmarks and/or mutations :-

Have you ever been described as mad?

Do you pity the people of Leitrim?

What's your favorite color?

Do you watch Upwardly Mobile?

Have you ever laughed while watching Upwardly Mobile?

Have you ever had sex with an animal?

Have you ever sung along to the song Superstar, by the Carpenters?

Do you believe in God?

If so, why?

Do you hate Sean McEltroy?

Would you hate him on our advice only, or would you need to meet him?

Describe why we should let you join our clan, please use the word banana at least twice: