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Clan
DooZeR
As
the only corporate based Quake 2 clan, DooZeR put an end to the myth that
hairdressers can't play Quake. Composed of members of Peter Marks Hair
Salons, DooZeR are a terrifying sight with their curlers ,scissors, hairdryers
and quad hairsprays. They have been know on occasion to corner a
lone opponent, and pin them into a corner, all the while chopping, and
talking about Club M, their boyfriends, and the current scandal in D4.
Play them only if you have no fear of blond highlights. |
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CBA
Cold blooded Assassins *shiver*.
I'll think of something witty to say here soon. |
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DF
A
popular clan for people who's mothers come from Dundalk. Being at a such
a huge social disadvantage, this has equipped them with all the necessary
anti-social skills needed to excel at Quake. Also well known for their
"humorous" renditions of popular songs, and their incredibly poor graphic
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The
SCREAM
With
the abundance of out of work mid 70's rockers roaming the country, it was
only a matter of time before they came together to form a "Super Group".
Led by McGin, the lead singer of the well known combo "Fitzsimon
Airbus", they are ably backed up by Hobbes, Sheron, Nutter, Tincool
and Venom, all on lead guitars, and Dr Ionic, on the life support machine. |
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Incarnate
Ahh
Incarnate, the stuff of myth, rumored to consist entirely of the illegitimate
sons and daughters of the milkmen of Limerick. They are like all Limerick
people, people of low moral standards. It is with great relief that we
note that there are no knives in Quake2, giving us at least a fighting
chance. |
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Guns
Islanders
Composed
mostly of people from Cavan, they are all prone to searching the pockets
of dead players for their wallets, and packets of warm moist Jelly Babies.
Like all Cavan people they can be identified by their foul body odors and
lack of personal hygiene. Players are advised to remain down-wind and to
use long range weapons if at all possible. |