|26/10/98 - Good win over TJD in UKCCL|
|Back on form even without
key players. A good win over a good clan. Castor Troy further perfects
his "Do not get killed tactic". I've updated the results page.
|26/10/98 - Just back from QP|
|Will do something sometime,
a HIV review or something. Fun was had by all.
|19/10/98 - Messy win over SWAT in UKCCL|
|Not a good performace. I've
updated the UKCCL Season 4 results section.
|18/10/98 - Friendly Victory over DF|
|We played DF in a friendly
today as practice for both clans upcoming UKCCL matches. I've updated the
friendly results section.
|15/10/98 - Friendly Defeat to DALI and UKCCL stuff|
|Yep, we lost a friendly
match to DALI last night. I've updated the friendly match section with
a wee report and screen shots. Vor is gathering together a strong squad
and they should be much more competitive in the IQ2CL when it restarts.
This isn't a blow to our confidence, more like a good kick up the arse
after our big wins in the UKCCL. If you ever want a kick up the arse, Vor's
the man for the job.
On the UKCCL front, DzR won
on Tuesday in Divison 4b, while the clan that beat them in week 1 (KAM)
seem to have disbanded/merged or something. Most strange as they were a
good clan. Max's clan (of I shot in the arse badge fame), Dark Forces (DF),
had a stomping good win way way way way way waaaaaaay down in Div 5 something.
|12/10/98 - UKCCL Result|
|Our first win on q2dm8,
and a pretty comprehensive one. HIV 108 - 8 SPOOKS. I've updated the UKCCL
|11/10/98 - New Member Joins|
|Janey Mackers has joined
the clan from rivals DzR. We're glad to have you on board as I'm
sure we will have many good laughs.
|8/10/98 - JM leaves|
|Janey Mackers has left the
clan after a disagreement on team selection. Pity you had to go as we had
many good laughs. Best of luck in your new clan.
|6/10/98 - UKCCL Results updated|
|Updated the results section
with our big win v TSC
last night. Things won't be as easy next week as we really HATE q2dm8,
q2dm2 is our favorite. A big thanks to DzR for hammering us on q2dm2 in
the IQ2CL, as their tactics worked excellent last night. Also a thank you
to Vor, the SCREAM lads and everyone else who gave us something to shoot
at during our training sessions last week.
Just a wee word for the Edge,
who have a review of the game on their site. These guys are keen. They
had a reporter in #hiv during the match and wouldn't stop hassling us after
the match until we gave them a report. Fair play to the lads.
|4/10/98 - New Member|
welcome FlavorFlav, ex-FENS member and all round hip dude. Flavor cites
the recent HIV shift to an orange color scheme as his main reason for joining.
|2/10/98 - UKCCL Season 4 kicks off soon|
|We've got our first match
at 8pm on Monday the 5th of October. Looking forward to it, but the information
available on the rules concerning the restructuring of the divisions isn't
available, so I have no idea how many sides in our division will be promoted/relegated.
I have no idea why the format was changed as it was working just fine.
|28/9/98 - LMCTF, the HIV love affair begins|
|Decided to download Loki's Minions CTF at the weekend, and boy was I not disappointed. The Tournament Edition v4 includes another 10 excellent new maps, most with all new textures etc. which make a welcome change from the standard quake II graphics. I really can't tell you lot just how good this is. It is well worth downloading it. You don't believe me? Well, check my mini review out.|
|26/9/98 - Little shop, little shopawhorium, wop suh bop - Suddenly Semor, is standing beside me|
|Rev Hellfire has updated
his shopawhorium with some very exciting news, yes its ....
A game of strategy where
men are men and sheep are scared.
|18/9/98 - Nearly done now|
|We've just about finished
the makeover, hope u like it (as if we could give a shit). Rev Hellfires
Shopawhoarium is open for business, so go shop.
|13/9/98 - Are we there yet, are we there yet ....|
|Yep we've moved, as those
of you who have come though the old url
may have noticed. Go on press it, see it takes you here. So mucho thanks
to the ppl at Quake2.co.uk for the room. Now that we've moved we'll be
updating the site more and doing major restructuring to it. Now I know
I've said that before, but you'll have to trust me, or not depending on
how well you know me..
The first bit of news is
that theres going to be a good show by the HIV patients at Devores Quakepooton,
with the possiblity of NrG getting his sorry ass over here for it to. I've
still 3 spare invites to use, so anyone in need give me a shout.
|29/8/98 - Promotion to Division 3 of UKCCL|
|The UKCCL season has ended,
with a 50-49 win for us over TxF on Tuesday nite. We're up to division
3 next season. I've updated the Results section with all the matches played
recently. I'm not completely sure about some of the scores.
|25/8/98 - Back|
|The boulde Butcher Of Nog
is back from his holidays.
|22/8/98 - Da kids are just groovy baby|
|Not a lot to report. Thinks
are going pretty well for the Irish clans in the ukccl ( ofcourse to call
HIV Irish at this stage might just be pushing it abit, but hell our banner
has green in it). Both HIV and the lowly DzR look like getting promoted.
Largely thanks to our win this week against Spiz3, in what was a close
|9/8/98 - I always said he didnt look right|
|Just back from Cavan, and
thing sure are looking pretty gloomy, I managed to get pretty close to
th ebarn we're the Jedi are conducting their vile experiments, by letting
on I'm from Cavan (easy enough, just don't wash for about a week, roll
around in some cow shit, and don't use big words, all the while doing the
It seems that the experiments are further advanced than we had believed, they can now make cavan people look barely human now. I managed to take this short film of one the moheeps.
|9/8/98 - I like watching apples go bad, there nothing better than a bad apple|
|Decided I didn't like the
site as it was so I've decided to change the whole thing, so expect some
major road works ahead, all depending of how arsed I can be to do the thing
and how much drink I have on hand in the house.
Changed the general layout of the site. Still reckon the button to the left are far to helpful, so I'll replace them next with less meaning full text, no point making this site to easy to navigate, no siree.
Updated the members section
El Barto and Jibba moved out of the temporary section to full members,
I have could done it sooner but I couldn't be arsed.
|8/8/98 - Viva Nog, the Butcher he lives!|
|I'm off to Mexico on Monday
morning (10th) and I'll be back on the 25th. NrG is in charge until then,
his e-mail is on the front screen so mail away to him.
|6/8/98 - Apples and Oranges me lovely apples and oranges.|
|Well things are going pretty
well for us in the UKCCL to date, with HIV having won the lastest match
against the spooks which we won 68 to 22, in a very lagged game for both
sides, but thanks to a complete inablity to get co-ordinated by the Spook's
allowed us to win on what was to all purposes a two man HIV team, with
Castor and Me (Rev) spending most of our time supended in mid-air. At this
rate we may have a chance of advancing a division in the league if we can
win the next few up coming matchs.
|1/8/98 - Here pussy , thump|
|Well well it seems I've
pissed of another mini nazi.
As some one you maybe aware, some people found cause to object to a recent posting by yours truly, which resulted in it getting removed and me been told I'm very boldy. Well since this is my site I've decided to allow you all to see said link and let you decide for yourselves. All I ask is that quake 1 players and any JEDI members get there mammies to hold their hands cos it might be a little bit upsetting for you delicate young things.
I proudly present :-
Since you've reached the site, you will have noticed that we are no longer hosted by the IGN, this decision was taken due to the obvious differences in attitudes between said management and this clan. This action was taken to avoid possible future conflict between us over content.
We hope to be joining Doozer
on the other side of the water soon.
|29/7/98 - UKCCL & IQ2CL & More|
|Fucking class match against
EM on Sunday in the IQ2CL. Would have been even better if we had won. We
had a victory in the UKCCL v Clan PB. I've updated the Results page, but
haven't done any reports or anything yet.
The MORE Bit - IGN, the adverts
and the legal stuff.
1. Free Quake Servers from
Why are people so bothered
about all this? It's just an ad banner.
|22/7/98 - Awaiting a vist from my good friend Lady Cottington|
|Updated the members section
with the Castor Troys shameful past.
|22/7/98 - In between the bit before dinner|
|Well HIV played their first
match in the UKCCL against the BBC. It was all a bit of a non-starter.
We had to hang around for an age in IRC before been allowed onto the server,
only to be told to bug of cos the other team had not bothered to turn up.
This at least evens the score up for us, since we inherited a no-show from
the previous clan in our slot.
But on to more serious matter, cue worried brow.
Yes folks I'm back, after a few weeks under cover I can now tell the shocking truth that drove my good mate Zero out of the country. A most hideous plan by a well known quake 1/2 player, who plays of world domination, I have uncovered. We shall for the sake of my fellow under cover agents in his clan call him, say.... NameLess [of the no name] or NameLess [otnn] for short. I shall now hand you over to my good friend, TObi.
"For a long time now I have long suspected some thing was just not right in the state of Cavan, people with such jutting chins, and long foreheads can't be natural. I can now reveal that Cavan people are in fact, part of a breeding program, orchestrated and run by the people of Longford. For centuries they have been inter-breeding Cavan people with general livestock in the hopes of making a more docile breed, combining the best traits of the animals in question, with the gross stupidity of Cavan people. This affront to nature must be stopped, if god had intended animals to be that stupid he would have made them that way.
Using these Monkeeps-Warriors (tm of the Obi-wanajitcy corporation), Nameless [otnn] will unlease armies of these foul creations upon us, I will uncover more !
|13/7/98 - Just before 7 of 9 gets her kit off|
|I updated the Results section
with a report on the friendly against Clan
Nightmare. This site is rather cool, if a bit slow to load the first
time. Lovely scary sounds.
Downloaded GibStats at the weekend, and had loads of fun (I know, a bit sad, but I love statistics) adding in logs from a few previous matches, plus the training sessions we had over the weekend. This is an excellent utility, and I'd advise all clan leaders to go out and download it, as it's well worth it. Definitely tells you where you and your clan members are strongest and weakest.
The IQ2CL is coming along nicely, with 8 clans in at present. That's including clan Dali, although this means that they will have to announce their roster before the league starts if they want in.
On the UKCCL
front, the organizer's PC went down, and that's why we were missing from
the waiting list. I've mailed him about this, and we'll be back on the
list in no time. DzR's first game has been rescheduled, and I think it's
on tomorrow? Good luck lads, give em hell.
|08/7/98 - Published IQ2CL Draft Rules|
|Read these, see what you
think, and mail me with your comments.
|04/7/98 - Finished & Loads of News|
|I've finished giving the
site a more colorful look. Hope you like it.
Changed the Format of the News Page and added links for Q2 News and the Onion. If you've never read the Onion, now is a good time to start.
Whoopee, 3 new Members:
Did a reworking of the Links page, made it nice. Added in a clan profile for SCREAM.
Rumors abound that Rev Hellfire is re-joining HIV. I'm sure its just a rumor. Also heard that a new clan, clan SCAB, was starting up.
The Irish International Quake2
panel was announced on the Q2 News site. Both myself and Janey Mackers
are included. That hoor of a former member, Rev Hellfire, is also on it.
The next season of the UKCCL
is starting on Tuesday. We missed out, but are on the waiting list for
next season. DzR's first match is on Tuesday.
|23/6/98 - Major Site works Ahead|
|Yep, i'll be giving the
site a make over, so it will probably look a bit naff for a few weeks,
until I get all the bits done. Yes, more naff than usual.
|20/6/98 - Rev Hellfire is no more|
|Yep, he's out of the clan,
due to personal differences. He will be missed. Will he? Answers on a postcard.
|16/6/98 - Are these headings really necessary?|
|Re-vamped the results page
a bit, as it looked like luke warm shite.
|14/6/98 - Just after pondering Hobbes grip on reality|
|HIV v SCREAM match report
in the results section. Hobbes kicked our arses on the second level. Well,
so he says. Look at the scores man.
|12/6/98 - Just before "Give My Head Some Peace"|
|Got around to archiving
the news. You can browse through the old stuff in the Old News section
at the bottom of the page.
HIV Clan Skins - About time
you might say. Here's how its looking at the moment. Still some work left
to do. The female model does some wild skin stretching around the breasts,
so it's not easy getting a decent sized image or text on the chest area.
You may recognise parts of this skin, as all it is, is a big cut and paste
|10/6/98 - Who cares|
|Bored to death.
|7/6/98 - Late enough|
|Well we had to abandon the
DzR vs HIV CTF game, due to lack of available of the CTF server. Hopefully
there will be some way to organize a dedicated CTF clan server, maybe even
with the war server been able to run both DM and CTF. Is it possible ?
Haven't a clue. Pity about the game as both ourselves and DzR were looking
forward to it.
|7/6/98 - Just after watching a rerun of 'TalkAbout'|
|Started work on a new Q2
MOD. Its called 'Celebrity Corpse'. Check it out in the mods
Two new Badges for you to
enjoy. Feel free to cut the fingers of yourselves.
|6/06/98 - Early Saturday morning|
|Well haven't been updating
this page much in the last week. The main developments are that it seems
that the Jedi have come out of their two month hibernation, and have played
a Netherlands clan. No doubt the Jedi web page will be updated in a month
Two new Irish Quake2 News pages have opened their doors, with the first off the starter block being Boba-Feta's Q2 War machine , which is currently ahead in content. The second news page is Cave ( of those DzR swines, eternal HIV enemies, well their the only enemies at the moment, a pox on those other Q2 clans ) and Shank's Q2N page.
Received a challenge from
Kulprit of Clan Hate Inc,
which we hope to play next weekend or so. when NrG and others are back
|3/6/1998 - Clan Match Result|
|Updated the results page
with the match we played against SCREAM on 17/5. We weren't going to count
this as a clan match, as it was only one level, but they put it down as
a defeat on their site, so why shouldn't we claim it as a victory?